slow-riot:

Has anyone else ever seen these pictures of Jerry Seinfeld or am I slowly losing my mind to the infinite void of Bee Movie?


me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
mom: finish the one you have sweetie
me: it's empty
mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*

not-thefunniestblog:

"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
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barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

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dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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